Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

• cellular number
• snapchat
• twitter
• facebook
• skype
• email
• facetime
• first born

you know, anything you want

(Source: jo--harvelle)

(Source: rycbthefandomsarecoming)

grungeisde4d:

this is really selfish but

why can’t mental illness be like any other kind of sickness where you go to hospital and your loved ones come and give you flowers and tell you that they love you and hold your hand and make sure you get better

why doesn’t that happen instead of awkward silences and embarrassing tears and messy bedsheets and a bunch of other stuff no one actually talks about

w h y

I can’t find a single selfish thing in that.

(Source: l1berum)

insta-gramcracker:

mormondad:

i can actually learn more in six hours on the internet than six hours in a filthy school 

thank fuck for youtube tutorials

tears-pain-and-gay:

coolman229:

Oh my gosh

I just realized

David TENnant

He played the TENth Doctor.

Matt SmELEVENith

He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.

It took me a very long time to realise Matt Smith doesn’t have the word eleven in it

singergurl91:

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

Also, just remember that Tom Hiddleston can make that noise on command…

mrhiddles:

tomhiddleston-gifs:

That awkward moment when you’re interviewing Tom Hiddleston and suddenly he turns over and just stands there…. and you don’t know why…

Is he posing for photographers ? Is he looking at someone ? Or is he just lost in his thoughts ?

#he can sense that chris is nearing behind him #because the vibrator in his ass that chris has the remote to that can only be activated within fifteen feet #has just turned on again

bikinimybottom:

last year we read romeo and juliet and the teacher said that romeo and his friends were equivalent to a gang and the girl behind me whispered ‘ima pop a capulet in yo ass’ 

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

jessi0129:

robert has the best smile out of the whole avengers cast

 

i’m sorry

I can’t hear you

over his glorious smile

are you sure

you’re willing

to play this game?

I am very sure

That this game

Is already lost

oh so we’re going pg-13 now?

hmm too bad robert

is lacking in that area

meanwhile Ruffalo fans are over here like

Come on now guys, they

  

all

 

have

lovely

wait

da fuq

OH MY GOD HAHAHA

OMYGOD!!! THIS LITERALLY- I AM CRYING!!! X’DDDD

I FUCKING LOVE JEREMY RENNER.

gwenstefuckme:

When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream

made-in-amerika:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

(Source: wishtoconfess)